Foreword This is a first for a Planet Clandemonium post: a foreword. Never done one a ‘dem before, never needed to. But this post is different. This post is a gift for my wife, Lauchette Byrne. Tomorrow she turns 33, and due to me being a terribly selfish asshole, I will not be home to … Continue reading My Wife Likes Pabst
I’ve written before about routines. My feelings on them, my need for them, and my belief that you need to choose what routine you want to settle in to. And I believe in what I wrote. Routine is a necessity. It can be a good thing that keeps you grounded so long as it is … Continue reading Clandemonium Heads East
You ever have that day that feels like it already happened? Like it’s just the same as another day that you already had and the sameness of it strikes you in the face, and makes you stop and think “Holy shit, I did this already. All of this already”. And no matter what you do … Continue reading F some S Up
I don’t have a lot of friends. I may have mentioned that before. I have a whole thing I’m writing about that and my thoughts on it. However it isn’t done at this point… and I’m not sure what is written is very good. So I’m not gonna fucking rush it out of fear that … Continue reading Significantly Less Fun than You Think
I was fighting the mold in the bowl with my peas, when a thought popped into my brain… If all of us hated high school so much, why was nothing ever changed… Okay. So if you have never heard “Punk Rock Academy” by Atom and His Package you have missed out. I first found this … Continue reading Byrne 2018… Wait What?
This may surprise you but I get told I’m weird kind of a lot. Like daily. I get it. I am unusual. I am well aware of this fact. This is not news. I’ve always been weird. And more than likely will always be weird. I am pretty sure this came from my upbringing. It … Continue reading Hiding My Weird
Okay. So here’s the deal: I didn’t mean to fall of the face of the Earth with this blog. I swear. I totes love writing it, and totes love the reactions I got from the first couple posts. Here’s what I totes didn’t love: all the shit I have to do in an hour/day/week/month/year. … Continue reading Here’s the Plan